by Johnny Punish

Yes, it should, and here’s why…

Today it was announced that Disney scraps plans for a new Florida campus and mass employee relocation amid the DeSantis feud.

Whoa! Wait! Disney just put the brakes on further investment in Florida and now Florida is losing jobs? Wow! Clearly, Disney is NOT amused by U.S. Florida Governor DeSantis’s culture war against its own people.  Something’s gotta give and I have the master plan!

First, did you know that Disney brings around 50 million visitors to Florida every year and is the state’s largest taxpayer? That’s huge! They directly employ 75,000 Floridians. But that’s at serious risk now. Disney is immediately stopping 2000 global employees from relocating to Florida and some Disney employees may already be moving out of Florida. Hum?

North Carolina leaders have already said they will love to have DisneyWorld move to their state. But I have a way better choice for them.

Welcome to DisneyWorld Mexico!

Mexico? Why?

Mexico has a lower cost of labor, better weather, an already thriving international travel infrastructure, and a pro-business environment in an up-and-coming first-world economy.

Yep, Mexico, with its rising middle class, rising economy and growing status around the world as a possible first-world country by 2050 is a serious contender for the happiest place on earth for the next 100 years or more!

Yeah yeah, we all know the US Media Propaganda Machine says Mexico is falling apart blah blah blah. But the world knows better.

Mexico has huge amounts of inexpensive land for DisneyWorld to build to its heart’s content.  Its cost of labor is 1/3rd of Florida’s. And Mexico is already a huge international vacation spot for international travelers. It has the infrastructure already in place.

And Mexico’s reputation outside the propagandized USA is stellar and a much easier less intrusive destination for international travelers. Unlike Florida, Mexico is open for business and does NOT hassle people who visit the country.

Imagine, Disney will reduce labor operating costs by 66%, and Mexico, the country, would surely help assist Disney in every possible way with the move.

That sounds like a perfect deal to me!

Oh, and Mexico has much better weather than Florida. There are places like the State of Jalisco that are known for having the world’s best weather all year round, temperate, low humidity, and beautiful all year round.  No more August visits to Florida where Heat Stroke is the most popular ride.

And Mexico City, just by itself, has a larger population than the whole state of Florida!  Mexico, the country, has over 133 million and is growing fast with the majority of the population younger than 30; unlike the aging population of Florida where the average age is 95 and the early bird special is the most popular restaurant.

133 million Mexicans would love to go to DisneyWorld Mexico.

In fact, as it stands, millions of Mexicans, more than 75% cannot legally travel to the USA to visit DisneyWorld Florida.  In fact, while Mexicans can freely travel to more countries around the world than US citizens when it comes to traveling to the USA, most Mexicans cannot go. Period!  The USA treats Mexicans, its #1 trading partner, like complete garbage often turning down VISA requests with no explanation.  I know, I have this situation here with my own family.

I have a family member who is Mexican and married a US Citizen here in Mexico for over 5 years.  She was just turned down for a VISA, NO explanation was given.

She does NOT want to live in the USA. She seriously just wanted to visit Disney. No joke!  Disney is famous, everyone loves Disney; well except the Confederate Governor of Florida.  But that was really it.  Simple right?  NO, it’s not!

And get this.  She went the legal route.

She applied for a VISA with the US Consulate.  They gave her an interview date which was 1.5 years down the road.  Yep, you heard that right, 1.5 years!  OK, that really sucks but ok.  So 18 months go by and she goes to the interview.  They turn her request down with no explanation!

Come On!  Seriously!  Contempt? Arrogance?  I told her “Screw The USA”.  Let’s go to Disney Paris or Disney Hong Kong instead.

Worse, did you know Mexicans play Ice Hockey at a high level in Mexico City?  Yep, they do.  And to play at the even higher levels, the best of the best would prefer to travel to its closest neighbor, the USA, and play at the higher level leagues. But it’s too difficult. So the majority go to Canada to play and some go to Russia or EU countries. Why? It’s just easier. They don’t get hassled and treated like criminals there.

And this happens in so many industries and fields of education. Mexicans go elsewhere to study, work, travel, and live. It’s just easier.

The USA is just not a friendly place anymore.  Its politics are mean-spirited and openly grotesque. And now, it is a violent dangerous place where Americans hate each other and have more guns than human beings.  All this while school children get massacred on a weekly basis with no action taken by leaders.  It’s NOT normal and no one cares!

And with all of that negativity, here comes Florida to pile on.

Yep, the once great state is falling faster into the anti-business chasm than Confederate President of the USA Ron DeSantis’s grand economic plan to turn Florida into an economic desert where only old white people live and its biggest employer is Del Boca Vista!

Yep!  I said it.  You know Del Boca Vista, don’t you?  It’s that lovely condo complex where Condo President Kosmo Kramer will gin up some votes for DeSantis in the next election in exchange for discount coupons for the early bird special at the local diner.  It’s an epic place!

Florida! You don’t want Disney? OK, who needs you!  You suck anyway!  Mexico will gladly take your 50,000,000 visitors and employ 75,000 Mexicans to create the new DisneyWorld in Mexico.  Viva Mexico!  Viva Disney!