For far too long, the country commonly referred to as the “United States of America” has carried a name that is both misleading and arrogant. America is not a country; it is a continent—actually, two continents.

Yet, the USA has claimed the title as if the 20+ other nations in North, Central, and South America simply do not exist. This misnomer has not only contributed to confusion but has also reinforced an outdated sense of entitlement that no longer reflects modern geopolitical realities.

The time has come for a rebrand. But here’s the best part:

We don’t need their permission!

If the current U.S. president can unilaterally rename cities, regions, and even entire countries to fit his political narrative, then the rest of the world can certainly do the same. So we will.

From now on, we rename the country formerly known as the United States of America be called The Corporate States of North America (CSNA).

Why the Corporate States of North America?

The name “Corporate States of North America” more accurately describes what the country truly represents. The USA is not a republic driven by the will of the people—it is a corporate-controlled entity where multinational businesses dictate policy, politicians serve as their spokespeople, and profit reigns supreme over the interests of ordinary citizens. Wall Street, Silicon Valley, and the military-industrial complex wield far more power than any elected official. The new name acknowledges this reality instead of hiding behind outdated ideals of democracy and freedom.

Additionally, the new name properly locates the country within North America, preventing further monopolization of the “America” brand. Mexico and Canada are also North American nations, and this change allows for clearer global communication. It’s a win-win—except, of course, for those who prefer to maintain illusions of grandeur.

We Rename, They Adjust

For decades, the USA has had no problem renaming foreign places without the consent of the people living there. They changed Peking to Beijing, Bombay to Mumbai, and Burma to Myanmar, often disregarding historical or cultural context. They even renamed entire regions for strategic purposes (looking at you, the “Middle East”).

Well, turnabout is fair play. If they can rename places around the world, then the world can rename them.

The Corporate States of North America (CSNA) is now official.

The world will recognize it as such, and the USA will just have to deal with it. No need for their input—they never asked us, so we won’t ask them.

Honorable Mentions: Other Possible Names

While CSNA is our official pick, here are some other names that could have worked just as well:

• The Federal States of North America (FSNA): A neutral yet accurate designation that places the country within its proper geographic context.
• The Anglo-American Federation (AAF): A name that acknowledges the country’s British colonial origins and its dominant cultural identity.
• The North American Union (NAU): A term that reflects its role as a regional superpower rather than a standalone, isolated entity.
• The United States of Washington (USW): A nod to George Washington, while dropping the false monopoly on “America.”
• TrumpLandia (TL): The name pleases it’s first Emperor and Chairman of the Board

The World Moves Forward

The days of the USA pretending to be the only “America” are over. It’s time to rename this corporate empire for what it truly is. The Corporate States of North America—welcome to your new reality. The world has spoken, and no, we don’t need your approval.

Final Thoughts

Language shapes perception. By adopting a name that reflects reality, we reclaim the power of narrative. So, next time you refer to that country, skip the outdated branding. The Corporate States of North America awaits its proper place in history. Let’s make the name stick.